awwww-cute:

Happiest dog I’ve ever seen in my life

awwww-cute:

Happiest dog I’ve ever seen in my life

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

(Source: dr-tankenstein)

tastefullyoffensive:

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gnarly:

bREAK IT UP

gnarly:

bREAK IT UP

(Source: gifsboom)

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

pizzoner:

I imagine bumping into my internet friends on the street like “sor-YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: homoskeleton)

Seeing what tricks my new pet knows during my first session

outofcontextdnd:

Me: Roll over.

GM: The hedgehog rolls over. It’s adorable.

Me: Stay.

GM: You take a few steps away. The hedgehog remains where it is.

Me: Heel.

GM: The hedgehog heals you for 5 HP.

Me: Holy shit.

bloogue:

whatwouldfezwear:

awwww-cute:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

bloogue
IM TRYING TO CONTAIN MYSELF IN CHURCH AHHHH

bloogue:

whatwouldfezwear:

awwww-cute:

Shhh the baby is sleeping

bloogue

IM TRYING TO CONTAIN MYSELF IN CHURCH AHHHH